29.3,11

Today had been a good day with Thomas as was yesterday here are a few of the things he has said!

Ahhhh im exhausted, dont move your feet i was resting you stupid woman.

Im a VIP today mum, 'Wow Thomas that means a Very Important Person' , No mum it just means im good... dont make it difficult for me.

Mum Jesus didnt like bread or wine he preferred lolly pops. Do you know who said that? God... God's a man. But there is a woman God too for the women... her names Mrs God.

God said makes these rocks into stones... or bread i cant remember but i dont see the point in either.

I love being a mum, i don't regret it nor really envy girls my age that are off traveling because to be fair Thomas brings me more joy than i could have ever imagined ... even if he is pissing people off and getting me in trouble...

Like for example the time we were down the swimming pool and he says really loudly in front of a VERY large woman...

'Mum that ladys has eaten faaaaar to many cakes!'

Or when he's asked ' Why do fat people swim?' i replied to get fit and healthy, Thomas' reply????

'ITS TOO LATE'

Ever the optimist Thomas! Wonder where you get that from hahahaha.

Children dont mean to be rude they dont understand whats ok to say out loud or not....

Like the short lady in the changing room the other week... 'WOW mummy look that lady is soo small shes like me but a lady so shes not like me coz shes a woman in a child's body'.... Thomas pipe down that could have been taken completely the wrong way seen as we're in a changing room full of children.

Children are so innocent.

Children as you can imagine will come out with some inappropriate things at the worst times! Thomas is no exception to this...

We were stood in out local fish and chip shop one afternoon waiting for our order to cook so we could go home to eat, when a small family a mother her two girls one maybe about 5, the other maybe 3 then twins sat in a buggy maybe about a year old at the most...

Thomas must have been about 2 at the time and the little girl around 3 years old walks over and stands right in front of Thomas who is sat next to me on a chair.

Thomas looks at me, looks back at the little girl, then looks back at me and asks REALLY LOUDLY... 'Mummy why does that girl have a rectangle shaped head? Mines round.'

No joke to be fair to Thomas the whole family had long face, but there was an army of rectangle family there. We grabbed our chips and left....quickly.

 

From the age of 3months old Thomas has been in childcare just so both myself and his dad could go back to work.

The school would love the way Thomas would waltz into the class and shout morning to everyone, he would always get very involved with any activity and would love to tell stories....

The schools favourite was this...

Today we are talking about items in your home that are too dangerous for you to play with... What is dangerous in your bathroom?

One little boy said razors, to which Thomas exclaimed 'But my mummy shaves her face with a razor!!!'

Thank you Thomas.....

When Thomas was really young again maybe 18months or just over his favourite sweet was a Flump Marsh mellow........

But when your in a shop and your child shouts out

Mummy can i have an ARSEMELLOW ?

Doesnt really get the best responses, then people find it amusing and ask him time and time again to repeat it..... cute at 1st but then it gets bad when your child makes up a song about biting arsemellows.....

Now if Thomas has ever been told off i always tell him to drop his bad attitude... well that quickly bit me in the arse....

If i have ever been stroppy its all i ever get, Mummy drop your bad attitude. I get told to sit on the naughty step, he will stand looking really angry at me with his arms folded. The child means business!

Or Mummy your making me really cross, so cross that your giving me a headache!

My personal favourite of his was very recent when i was washing his hair i told him he had a gray hair, to which Thomas replied...

'You talk to much which gives me ear ache which means i get a head ache which means my hair turns grey, so if you don't talk that wont happen'

From a young age Thomas has always loved being center of attention and all of my girl mates have always cooed over him, lets be fair he is gorgeous so i don't blame them!

As soon as its time to go he always points and says 'See ya later ladies'

Charmer :)

Another occasion up Tesco's with Thomas had a few people laughing, was when we walked in and Thomas wanted tot go look at the Toys.

We started to head towards the toy section when Thomas quite plainly states 'Mummy ive got a deal for you'

'Ok Thomas whats that then?'

'I choose the toy you pay for it, that seems fair.'

To be honest i dont think i could put a title to his 'Thomas-isms',

Im just going to upload them as i remember them or as he says them!

These ones began when he was only 18months old and i remember because the 1st one he ever said was just a few days after his 2nd Christmas when he was a few days off of turning 18 months old. I hope you enjoy them as much as i do....

We were up Tesco's one afternoon and when we got to the checkout Thomas turned to me and pointed out the batteries at the till. I said yes babe they are batteries, he said yes i need some for my camera.

For Christmas i had bought him one of those kiddie zoom cameras since he had taken an interest in my camera.

So i replied yes babe i know you do but i dont know what it takes.

To which Thomas replied.... Pictures.

Cheers child!

So even from an early age he had taken a keen liking to ridiculing me in front of people!

Out of the mouths of babes Introduction

Hi all,

This is my 2nd Blog that i have and im making this one all about my son Thomas Michael James. I had Thomas when i was 20 years old and lets face it anyone who knows me will know that im not the sharpest tool in the box, my mouth runs away with me before my brain has had time to engage. Well this is where Thomas comes into it! I may have given birth to this gorgeous little boy but his wit and charm are nothing to do with me and i can assure you nothing to do with his father either!

Now i am fully aware that children of all ages come out with funny and cute comments but ever since Thomas could talk I've been noting them down and keeping a record of them!

Ive had him come out with so many one liners that to him are so factual and innocent that when i laugh he seems shocked!

Thomas might not be far ahead at some aspects of his life but he is very intelligent and this shows in his mannerisms and his speech.

So here you go.... the life of Thomas, what he says and does, pictures and updates of what we do together and what he thinks about stuff!

I hope you enjoy it as much as i do!!