Now if Thomas has ever been told off i always tell him to drop his bad attitude... well that quickly bit me in the arse....

If i have ever been stroppy its all i ever get, Mummy drop your bad attitude. I get told to sit on the naughty step, he will stand looking really angry at me with his arms folded. The child means business!

Or Mummy your making me really cross, so cross that your giving me a headache!

My personal favourite of his was very recent when i was washing his hair i told him he had a gray hair, to which Thomas replied...

'You talk to much which gives me ear ache which means i get a head ache which means my hair turns grey, so if you don't talk that wont happen'